There was still one teeny bit of hope, however, but it’s risky. He jumped out and began
chanting and spinning like a maniac. The aliens turned around. “Look, there’s a puny human over
there. Why don’t we get rid of that crazy creature?” the fiendish foes each drew an energy sword
of their own. The cop took of immediately, with the deadly twins following him. Soon he ended
at the laser room again. He took the gum off the projector, went to the other side of the room, and
stood there. The aliens also came. “Prepare to surrender!” one exclaimed. “You’ll be no match for
us two. DIE!!!!”
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately the aliens forgot about their own trap, and this mistake has led them to the same
fate as the pebble: blown into pieces. “Now it’s time to take out the big guy” the cop said to himself.
He ran outside to find the UFO still hovering, waiting for orders. He scrambled to the jeep
and took out a walkie-talkie and a flare. Then he called the UFO, plugged his nose, and shouted:
“ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! THERE’S A GIGANTIC BOMB IN THE PYRAMID!!!” “Are
you sure, sir?” the pilot aliens asked, in the same obnoxious noise. The officer then fired the flare,
which had an ear shattering sound and could be heard clearly on the other side of the radio. After
that he continued: “IT’S STARTING TO IGNITE!!!”
The aliens needed no more encouragement. “Copy that, sir!!!” they shrieked in panic. They
lighted the UFO’s engine and in a whisk of air, they left, leaving the pyramid safe but in a new
place: The Gobi desert.
