W
        
        
          oman has baby”. That’s
        
        
          how satirical news
        
        
          magazine
        
        
          
            Private Eye
          
        
        
          announced the birth of the
        
        
          British royal family baby, Prince George.
        
        
          The birth of the little prince caused a far-
        
        
          reaching media frenzy – I was delighted
        
        
          to receive an email frommy landlord
        
        
          while I was in the UK, asking me to wish
        
        
          new parents, the Duke and Duchess
        
        
          of Cambridge, well if I met them at
        
        
          Buckingham palace.
        
        
          The best offering from the media
        
        
          came courtesy of Sky News’ Anna
        
        
          Botting, who asked when the Duchess of
        
        
          Cambridge emerged with her newborn
        
        
          baby: “Why does she still have a bump?”
        
        
          To which the whole of Twitter chorused,
        
        
          “Because she had a baby yesterday!”
        
        
          Equally helpful was
        
        
          
            OK! Magazine
          
        
        
          ’s
        
        
          offering of a “post-baby weight loss
        
        
          regime” for Kate.
        
        
          The
        
        
          
            OK!
          
        
        
          article, which at first glance
        
        
          looks like a spoof, shows just how extreme
        
        
          the media’s obsession with female
        
        
          perfection has gone. Jo Swinson, the UK
        
        
          minister for women and equalities said:
        
        
          “Publications like
        
        
          
            OK! Magazine
          
        
        
          need to
        
        
          get some perspective. Fitting back into
        
        
          pre-pregnancy jeans is not the priority
        
        
          after childbirth.” Well said, Ms Swinson!
        
        
          
            Back to normal?
          
        
        
          Tanja Held, pre- and postnatal
        
        
          nutritionist with Wellness and Birth
        
        
          (
        
        
        
          , says,
        
        
          “After giving birth, a woman’s body
        
        
          stores some fat to make sure that there
        
        
          will be enough energy to produce
        
        
          milk. While breastfeeding, adding an
        
        
          additional 635kcal to your normal daily
        
        
          diet is recommended. When I was
        
        
          breastfeeding, I craved red meat (an
        
        
          iron-rich food) so I got my calories that
        
        
          way.” She adds, “The sleepless nights,
        
        
          breastfeeding, socialising with other new
        
        
          mums, while recovering from giving birth
        
        
          and managing one’s household, requires
        
        
          Don’t worry about losing pregnancy weight quickly;
        
        
          instead, enjoy being a mum,
        
        
          
            writes Vicky Hill.
          
        
        
          loads of energy, and some women lose
        
        
          weight without trying.”
        
        
          “Grandmothers, aunties and friends
        
        
          will have lots of advice and there will be
        
        
          competition from other mums, but avoid
        
        
          all the stress – it takes up unnecessary
        
        
          energy and will limit breast milk
        
        
          production. Just enjoy getting to know
        
        
          your baby,” Tanja says. And know that it’s
        
        
          normal for it to take nine months to get
        
        
          back to your pre-pregnancy weight.
        
        
          Discovery Bay-based pre- and
        
        
          postnatal yoga teacher Hanny
        
        
          Stadelmann agrees: “After giving birth,
        
        
          don’t worry about working out straight
        
        
          away. Clients are always telling me they
        
        
          want their body back. I reassure them
        
        
          that there is no rush to do that, and the
        
        
          first thing to get right is the pelvic floor.
        
        
          So many women suffer with bladder
        
        
          weakness or incontinence and no one
        
        
          talks about it.”
        
        
          Hanny says, "After a mum’s pelvic
        
        
          floor is back to normal, then we can
        
        
          start working on the core – the area of
        
        
          the body that women feel most self-
        
        
          conscious about.”  Before that, you can
        
        
          rejoice that sit-ups are actually a no-no,
        
        
          as they put pressure on the pelvic floor.
        
        
          Try these yoga exercises to get your
        
        
          pelvic floor back in ship shape.
        
        
          • Squeeze and pull upwards the muscles
        
        
          you use when going to the toilet. With
        
        
          muscles engaged, stand up straight
        
        
          and put your hands on your hips. Lift
        
        
          and lower one leg to the side, keeping
        
        
          the hips level. Repeat, and change
        
        
          sides.
        
        
          • Lay on your back with the soles of your
        
        
          feet on the floor, your knees bent and
        
        
          your arms beside your body, palms
        
        
          down. Squeeze and pull up the pelvic
        
        
          floor muscles, roll your hips up, then
        
        
          lower down slowly. Repeat.
        
        
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